Jared Rea

Despite owning The Orange Box, I never really got into Team Fortress 2. It might have something to do with the grudge I hold towards it stealing $5 bucks from me back in middle school (I pre-ordered TF2: Brotherhood of Arms at a Software Ect that eventually went belly up), but I doubt it. Valve’s knack for infusing more personality into inanimate objects than most human figures continues with Heavy’s new tool, the sandwich.

I now want to play Team Fortress 2 because of a sandwich. Well, that the Heavy’s nom-nom-noming of his lunch reminds me of Scooter with a bag of a chips. Is that a new class I just stumbled upon?