Jared Rea

Sigh. Remember how hyped I was for Oneechanbara becoming a full-length feature film? Yeah, I’d like to get off the hype train at the next stop, please.

It’s not that it’s filled with cheese and bad acting (Because seriously, what else would you expect?), it’s that I’m pretty sure I’ve seen better cheesecake action in dirty, softcore sentai videos. In other B gaming news, I finally have a partner again in the Earth Defense Force. Soon, the achievements shall be mine!

“The captain is dead! FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN! EDF! EDF!“

Sweet zombie Jesus, yes! Everyone’s favorite bikini-girls-zombie-slasher is heading to theatres! Between this and The Machine Girl, 2008 is already the greatest year in modern movie history. That is of course, if you really enjoy half-naked cheesecake models dishing out ridiculous amounts of violence. For those who aren’t totally aware of what I’m talking check out the trailer for The Machine Girl.