Jared Rea

Today is a fantastic day to be reading! Now if only I actually had the time to do it. I’m a bit slammed as far as work goes this week as I’m having to play catch up for being out sick all last week, but I really wanted to share three stories that have been making the rounds.

Mass Effect features “customizable sodomy” - I don’t know whether he realizes it or not, but conservative blogger Kevin McCullough just so happens to use the Internet. An Internet that is home to some of the most out-of-bounds, mind-boggling acts of sexuality available on the face the planet. How he considers Mass Effect to feature “the most realistic sex acts ever conceived,” we may never know. I always thought that, you know, “doin’ the dirty” was the most realistic one could get. What follows is an entry so out of control that all it needs is the Onion logo in the corner.

Chris and Patrick have a Boll - While I was out seeing Juno twice this weekend (Anyone else want to see it? I can go for three.), my buddies Chris and Patrick were out doing their gaming duty and checking out the latest Uwe Boll flick for Dungeon Siege. Hilarity ensues.

Todd Holland (The Wizard) interview - AICN catches up with Todd Holland, director of the 1989 cinema classic, The Wizard. This will become much more important later this month, but if you love The Wizard as much as I do, you’ll want to check out this interview. Having read it, my conclusion is that the original script must have been shit and that Todd Holland is some sort of mangod.